I swear this happened between me and an unconspicuously looking taxi driver today (it was in Czech, of course):
Taxi driver: "Have you seen that new Fabia? Bitchin!"
Me: "I know it's a model of car but you really didn't pick the right topic for this conversation, as I am not even sure which pedal does what in a car. If you want, I can talk about movies or computers with you."
Taxi driver: "Oh yeah, I've done some IT shit some time ago but about the time they released Linux Kernel 2.2, I said fuck it, there is no money in this, and started driving a taxi."
Also, he played the games I wrote for ZX Spectrum in the 1980s.
On a different note: This is how unknown girls whom I get heart-shaped lollipops from look like, which means I am probably luckier than most of you (but not lucky enough).
And that's all I'll say about that.