Just like "District 9" without Prawns

Watch Vice Guide to Liberia documentary and be glad that you live where you live. Powerful stuff.

Pork your Pork!

I think I know what I might want to do during my next Tokyo visit. I think, technically, this is not infidelity...?

Happy Jesus Death Day, Everyone!

Today's Moment of Animal Care Zen

If you are reaching into the fridge for the tube of special balm to squirt into your dog's sore eye, be extra sure you pick up the right tube.

Albert knows his shit

Actually, it's not his shit. He prefers human feces. Sniffs it, tastes it and then, unless I'm quick enough, he rubs his face in it. Nice one, Albert! Do you have any idea what I have to do with him afterwards, in the bath?!

Every time you dance, God kills a dictator

It's 0:55 AM and I'm leaving for a long disco (house) night. While I'll be dancing, Saddam Hussein will probably be executed. This makes me think about meaning of life. Or not.

What is Love?

Today, after we (me and Tomáš Baldýnský) stole the "Kristalova Lupa" awards (two of them, had to return one), I talked with Ivo Lukacovič (founder of biggest Czech search engine) about women and relationships. Why can't I have normal relationship with my soul mate(s) like these two nice people, for example?