You Have To Squat If You Want To Relieve Yourself

Today, I went to look at the another attempt to evict squatters from the Milada squat in Holesovice, Prague.



When I was taking pictures, one of them, a young girl in black tank top, rather nice except the large amount of facial hair, approached me:

Suspected Terrorist: "Can you please don't take photo?" (sic!)

Me: "I'm in a public place, and I am not photographing you personally."

Suspected Terrorist: "This is a political action and I don't want my photo in police database."

Me: "What's political about it and why should it matter if it's political action or not?"

Suspected Terrorist: "You cannot photograph me if I don't want it, that's illegal."

Me: "No it's not. This is a public event and I will report from it."

Suspected Terrorist: "You are lucky you are from here, otherwise I'd take your camera and throw it in the river"

Me: "And that's legal? If you think I am doing anything illegal, go tell it to the policeman over there."

Suspected Terrorist: "The police is illegal!"

And so on... That sums up the most bizarre thing about these guys quite nicely. They willfully break the law, they are above it and they are proud of it, and at the same time, they are very quick to point out to you that you are doing something they consider illegal.

By the way, afterwards I discovered she is already in the international police database and the image matches exactly:



The definition of "squatting", as far as I know, is "Using a building and/or land which belongs to someone else". There is no question that the land Milada is standing on belongs to SOMEONE (either some individual or the state). Saying that "The house should have been demolished long time ago so it's OK for us to live in it" is of course entirely stupid. It seems nice when an owner of some building lets squatters live in his building and I have absolutely nothing against it. However, it's still his building and he can do whatever is legal with it. One of the things anyone can definitely do with his building is "deciding he doesn't want anyone living in it anymore". When I decide I don't want anyone living in the building/land I own, I specifically don't have to:

• Explain to anyone why I don't want him to live there
• Care about where he will live after the eviction (unless I have some sort of legal agreement with him, which contradicts the definition of "squatting")
• Enter into any sort of "constructive dialogue" with him (the only constructive dialogue I can have with him can be "No, you can't, now GTFO")
  

There are some other things that can be considered in this case, for example:

• Is anyone writing any petitions and/or demonstrating?
  
• Are the squatters noisy / filthy?
• Do they take drugs and abuse animals?
• Are their actions culturally relevant?

However these things don't change anything about the fact that I can do whatever I want with my property - including completely neglecting it and not letting anyone inside. And if someone prevents me from doing this with my property, it's my right to to use any means necessary to stop him from doing it.

If you don't agree with the above that means you don't agree with the basic principles of property ownership. (In this context, it's rather funny the squatters object to "police destroying their personal property in Milada".) In this case, be advised that you are bound by the laws of the country you currently live in and if you ignore those laws, the legal system and the police will make your life problematic. Don't act surprised afterwards. And it's perfectly OK that the police is being paid from everyone's taxes (except yours) to do this. If you don't like it, change the system. But of course you don't want to do that because Anarchy only works when the Anarchists are in the minority.

I remember going to anti-communist demonstrations in the 80s. Not because I was an activist but because it was thrilling, being chased by the police. Back then, if you approached a policeman and looked at him menacingly, you usually ended up in jail. If you touched the policeman or threw anything at him, you mostly ended up missing some teeth. The police did things that clearly were not legal. And yet, I don't remember anyone starting fights with the police or throwing things at them. Back then, the protesters (those that weren't in it just for the thrills like I was) just wanted to exercise their legal right to make their opinions known.

In contrast, today's protesters (I specifically mean Anarchists, Squatters, Anti-IMF, Anti-Globalization etc.) are pussies who want to start the conflict with the police because otherwise everyone would just ignore them. Note the fundamental difference. If they just wanted to tell the world what they think, they could easily do that. But they didn't want that. Unless they wanted to tell the world that "Michael is dead, Milada lives"...



They hoped the police would try to take them down from the roof and they hoped someone would get hurt or killed so that they can blame the police afterwards. Just think about it. I refuse to leave the roof of house that isn't mine. I'm told repeatedly to do so and I can do this anytime. The police tries to remove me. I fall down and get hurt. And I blame the police because if they didn't try to remove me, I would't have fallen. By the same logic I could blame my parents for my fall because if they didn't have sex, I'd never have fallen from that roof. You see, cause and effect...

As I wrote above, you can only be Anarchist if you are in the minority. If everone was Anarchist, no one would have anything to eat, you'd freeze (because you couldn't illegally connect to electrical grid), you couldn't call your friends on your Nokia mobile phone and you couldn't twitter about police brutality because there would be no Internet.

And, please, if you are against globalization, and you REALLY have to use mobile phones and Internet, at least don't use languages you are not really comfortable using.



"It's time you vandalism!"

UPDATE: According to the comments, that penultimate word could actually be "for". I am no longer sure unless I have a photo from better angle, but when I first saw the words, it never occured to me it could be anything else than "you". This if course doesn't change anything about the quality of protesters' English vocabulary...

Legends Never Die

Official T-Mobile Repair Center "Repairs" G1 Android Phone by Installing Windows Mobile On It

My friend bought T-Mobile G1 Android mobile phone from T-Mobile Czech Republic (i.e. standard, non-rooted, white version).

My friend had problems with the phone. It locked up without reason, repeatedly. He went back to T-Mobile and the phone (still under warranty) was sent to the repair shop.

After one day in the repair shop, it was back, supposedly "repaired", with the following priceless explanation from the repair technician:

"Malfunction acknowledged. The phone uses highly unstable Android system. Repaired by completely re-installing Windows Mobile. Restored factory settings and tested in GSM network."

Note that this was done by official T-Mobile repair service! Below is the scan of the actual service report (click for large):



However, it seems the service technician overestimated his haxx0r sk1llz. When my friend tried to turn the phone on, it just cycled between "T-Mobile" and "Android" logos ad infinitum, without booting. So they took the phone back again, noting that it was probably "not fixed".

Maybe they will now give him a new G1 phone but personally, I'd wait first, to see if they will be able to install iPhone OS on it...

Alien 5: Devil Inside

Not Your Ordinary Teddybear!

Tomorrow is "Children's Day". To commemorate it, websupport.sk offers webhosting for all children's project for free. Excellent. They even have cute little bear on their homepage, saying "Special offer for Children's Day!" (Click to see large screenshot.)



Have you seen it? What are your feelings right now?

1. You are laughing very hard.
2. You are offended and are writing nasty letter to that company right now.
3. You have no idea WTF is going on.

If 3) applies to you, google for "pedobear".

This is excellent. No matter how this came to be, no matter if the responsible person knew what that bear is, this is absolutely excellent. And very human. Our Slovak brothers rule.

The Japanese Win

As someone wrote below this ad for the new Nintendo Wii game: "Ok guys, looks like the Japanese win. Let's all just pack up and go home."

Geek's Guide to Tokyo - Preparations

Let's assume you are not exactly rich and you are - more or less - an ignorant geek. And you want to go to Tokyo. Here are some pointers:

When (not) to go

I was never in Tokyo during Winter, but I was there at various times of year, from March to October, and the most important thing I can tell you is: Don't go during the summer! During July - August, the temperatures can be up to 40 degrees Celsius (which is well over 100 degrees Fahrenheit). No matter when you go, the weather can change very rapidly and there are often short bursts of rain. During the hot summer months the rain doesn't help very much because it's warm and unpleasant.

If you want to see sakuras blooming, you should go at the end of March / beginning of April, but the exact time is different each year and different for each area of Japan.

Where to Stay

I have a very specific tip for you: Hotel Shinjuku Sunlite. There are several things that make it ideal for me (I stayed there twice):

• Room for two for less than JPY 10,000 per night (per room, not per person!)
• Own bathroom with towels and soap, clean bedsheets every day, TV with many free channels (Japanese only), writing desk, etc... This is not a hostel, this is real hotel.
  
• Excellent location:
• Literally three minutes walk to many Shinjuku shopping / entertainment centers / restaurants / convenience shops
  
• Five minutes walk to nearest Metro Station
• Ten minutes walk to Shinjuku railway station which is probably the main transportation hub of the whole Tokyo (Metro, trains, buses)
  
• Ten minutes walk to Shinjuku skyscraper district, 20 minutes to the new Town Hall observatory
  
• 10 - 15 minutes walk to two beautiful (and large) parks
• And yet rather quiet
• Small fridge in your room (useful for storing food/drinks you bought)
• Free LAN Internet connection in your room, public Internet computers in the lobby

All rooms are smoking by default. If you hate cigarette smoke, be sure to indicate it when booking the room and they will try to "ionize the room" or whatever

You'll see later why exactly I think Shinjuku is the best part of Tokyo to stay - it offers everything Tokyo has to offer.

Money

It might be surprising but even in the most technologically advanced city of the world, the international credit / debit cards are often not accepted. Don't get this wrong, Japanese use cards all the time, but they are local Japanese cards! Of course, large department stores / restaurants will usually accept your card, but there are places where you are out of luck with your international Visa / Mastercard:

• Smaller shops
• Cheaper restaurants, especially non-international
  
• Most of public transit
• ATMs!!!!!!

The last item is super-important. It's very hard to get cash in Japan because the only international ATMs I have ever seen are at the airport and at the post offices (they take major international cards and offer English interface). This means that if you run out of cash in Tokyo on Saturday, you are pretty much screwed and your shopping / eating / transportation options are suddenly very limited.

Note: The Japanese coin which has no Arabic numerals on it at all is worth 5 JPY.

Language: All Our Base Are Belong To Them

Most Japanese don't understand English at all. Curiously, at the same time, most of them think English is really cool language and use it in ads and product names, often with hilarious results. Even shop assistants in expensive international stores or people behind information desks at the airport (!!!) are often completely unable to speak or understand English. Your best chance is to try to mutilate the English words and grammar in a way similar to theirs and hoping they understand you ("Prease - Give - One - Orangeu - Juiceu").



Beware: The Japanese are polite and they will often smile and bow while you are speaking to them, without indicating they don't understant a single word of what you are saying!

Japanese language is extremely complex (and I am saying that as a Czech speaker, Czech language being extremely complex compared to English). Forget about learning any usable spoken Japanese apart from "arigato domo gozaimas" or how the hell is that spelled. However, there is one thing which can make you stay in Japan much, much easier:

Learn to read Katakana!

Yes, really. Katakana consists of 40 or so characters and it's used to phonetically represent foreign words, of which there is a lot in contemporary Japanese, taken mostly from English.

Before you leave for Japan, learn Katakana characters (to distinguish them from Kanji and Hiragana - they are often mixed in single sentence), then start browsing some Japanese websites, trying to say the characters aloud, optionally using Google Translate to check your attempts. After a while, you'll get used to the way the English words are represented in Katakana (where there is no "L" or "V" so "R" and "B" are used as a replacement). For example, have a look at the title of this page. If you know Katakana, you'll immediately see the characters are "chi - wa - wa - waaa - ru - do". What's that? "Chihuahua World", of course!

Believe me, after a few days of practice (and learning some special, often used mutations, like "terebi" - "television"), you'll be surprised how much "Japanese" you can understand. If you already understand English, you can spend one week learning and practicing Katakana and after that you'll understand significant portion of contemporary real-life written Japanese, especially shop signs, product names and food menus! This is invaluable because then you can just show the menu item to the waiter, for example.

Maps and Public Transit

It's not easy getting around Tokyo. You cannot read or pronounce street names (and most of the streets don't have names, instead the city blocks are numbered) and you are getting lost in transit all the time.

Google Maps in your mobile phone help but you often cannot get GPS fix between the skyscrapers and online mobile maps from Google are currently Japanese only. You can buy this unique city atlas which has all the names in both English and Japanese, which is extremely useful.

As for the transit: You definitely need MetrO mobile application (with up-to-date Tokyo database) which automatically calculates routes in Tokyo Metro and railroads. After you get to grips with the basic transport structure, you can get more adventurous and look at the exact locations of stations on the map. You can often save time by traveling to nearby station which is part of the other line and then walking 100 or 200 meters. Metro stations are often very close to each other.

Fortunately, you can now travel on all lines (including changes) using the same ticket. But there is a better solution: You can buy Suica card which you simly swipe at the entrance and exit and the cost of ticket is automatically deducted from your balance. You can recharge Suica in most stations but only using cash (see the "Money" section, above). During my two last visits (when Suica was available), I didn't need anything else to pay for travels in and around Tokyo (including hour-long train trips from Tokyo).

Extra tip: When you arrive at Narita airport, there is Japan Rail office in the basement (before you enter the train station) and here you can buy pre-charged Suica together with Narita Express ticket (which goes straight to Shinjuku) at advantageous price.

Eating

There are several large chains of convenience stores (Seven Eleven, Lawson, AM/PM, Sunkus, Family Mart...) which offer various food (including salads, sushi, sandwiches), beverages and snacks at reasonable prices and are open 24/7. Many of them also offer hot food. The important thing is that you can have a close look at what you are buying before you buy it.

Unfortunately, the restaurants with legible English menus are either extremely expensive or have bad food and exist solely to rip off the tourists.

If you want "traditional Japanese", there is of course sushi, which is - unsurprisingly - quite cheaper here than in the rest of the world. I prefer conveyor belt sushi where you can see up close what you are eating before you choose. You can expect to pay 200 - 400 JPY for one Sushi plate but I have one special tip for you: This sushi joint is situated just between Shinjuku central station and Shinjuku Sunlite Hotel (you see why it is such a great choice?) and its prices are 105 - 210 JPY pre plate, including free green tea (or bring your own beverage). There is also a sushi chain advertising prices "from 100 JPY per plate" but their sushi is not very good and most of it is costs more than 100 JPY anyway...

If you want to visit "real Japanese restaurant with real Japanese people", you are pretty much out of luck (apart from conveyor belt sushi) because you will not understand what's on menu and how much it costs (traditional restaurants don't even use Arabic numerals). There are often plastic models of food in front of the restaurant but they usually don't give you any idea about how the food actually tastes.

If you know someone in Tokyo, ask him to take you to this eatery which has several branches around Tokyo. It offers very cheap food which tastes very good and portions are very small, so you can taste 5-10 different foods in one sitting (and the menu has pictures). Unfortunately, you really need to communicate in Japanese when you visit this joint.

It's not expected to give tips in restaurants! In fact, they usually don't understand what "tip" is and insist on giving you the exact change.

... To be continued (I hope) ...

Google Latitude Public Badge

Look at the right column ("Where Am I"). Anyone can now see where you are. Ideal for those who don't give a shit about their privacy, like me!

Tokyo: Still Crazy!

I'm back from Tokyo (for the fourth time)! You know the drill: The photos (about 900 of them) are here. There are also some videos on Youtube (more to come).



Maybe this time I'll finally write something longer. Or not...

OMG We Are Dooooomed! (Japan EPIC WIN)

This is what I've been waiting for for the last 20 years. I give Western civilization two years max (to iron out the small kinks like the ability to move)!