Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Important message from Katrina to all New Orleans Christians

Dear Christians. It seems there are now only three possibilities:
  1. You are bad Christians and you are being punished.
  2. God is evil bastard.
  3. God does not exist.
Think about it before rebuilding that church...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

LoL

Silencer said...

imho good christian will choose A; pagan will choose C and good christian just commited suicide would choose B

Beavis said...

Your pyjama sucks, go away.

Anonymous said...

What about:
4. It's a test of your faith.
Or:
5. You are good Christians and this is a chance to work off your sins.

emmacore

Anonymous said...

What about:
4. It's a test of your faith.
Or:
5. You are good Christians and this is a chance to work off your sins.

emmacore

Anonymous said...

Ooops, sorry. Fast fingers - no good.
emmacore

Fuxoft said...

anonymous: I'd say that your points 4) and 5) are just sub-categories of my point 2).

Perk said...

6. Christians feels the wrath of Neptune.

Anonymous said...

Existence of evil is not in a contradiction with existence of ultimately good God. Leibniz found one of the possible explanations in 1700's (he wasn't the only one, though), so go and study.

Fuxoft said...

The fact that something is not contradictory to something else in no way implies its existence. Also, Leibniz was Pastafarian.

Anonymous said...

You're right, just what you wrote aren't the _only_ three possibilities.

CachtickaPani said...

I don't see how Liebniz and his Panglossianism is supposed to make us feel better about Katrina disaster. If this is the best of possible worlds, then God gets a C- in this lame sociology experiment called "Life on Earth".