Saturday, April 08, 2006

Tom Cruise's Secret Gay Lover

First of all, a little background: "VyVoleni" is Czech reality TV show in the similar vein as "The Big Brother". It is broadcast on TV Prima. One of the contestants on the show is Petr Krejczy (a.k.a. "Pity"). I don't watch the show very often so I am not quite sure about his sexual orientation but it's no secret he is not exactly straight.



During the recent broadcast, Pity told everyone in the house (and hundreds of thousands of TV viewers) that he had sex with Tom Cruise. To quote him:
"When touring the USA with our travesty show, we ended in small Los Angeles cabaret with almost no audience. After the show ended, I went to the bar where I saw really attractive man. At first, it didn't occur to me he's famous. Only after while did I recognize he is Tom Cruise. We talked for a while and then went to the hotel. I don't have to tell you what happened. In the bed, he is excellent lover and also very romantic. We made beautiful and tender love."
There you have it.

I hope that English-speaking readers of this blog spread the word about this article. I cannot wait for Krejczy, TV Prima and The Czech Republic being sued by The Church of Scientology!

20 comments:

Jirka Pech said...

Oh, who will be the next? Anyone there had sex with the pope and three well drugged sheeps? With the Usama bin Ladin and Waddah Khanfar's wife together in the hostel near the Slovakian borders? Come on. :-)

Adam said...

One day they had to play a "truth or fiction" game. I haven't seen it, but this story seems to be a part of the game.

Anonymous said...

I had sex with Tom Cruise too....and I'm 35 and live in Toronto....

Do you believe me? Didn't think so

Eso said...

anonymous:

I don't believe you. You are to old for Tom.

Anonymous said...

I was kidding dude, I was trying to get people to "believe me". And i'm not really 35.

I was basically trying to make a point. Nobody can be trusted when it comes to this.

Anonymous said...

So what. I had sex with FF. Twice. And it hurt only a bit!

Anonymous said...

That´s nothing! I had sex with the one and only Radek Hulan!

Anonymous said...

Get the fuck out of here, Dońćekal!

Anonymous said...

fuck

The Dark Lord, Xenu said...

I totally and fully believe this to be the truth.

OBEY ME, BITCHES.

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