Monday, March 12, 2007

I Met A Milkman Today

Today, in the center of the city, I was leaving the Metro station (with dogs, of course). A petite girl, waiting for something, smiled at us. Smiled a little bit more than people usually smile at my dogs. Because I have terrible memory for faces, I hesitated for a while.

"Sorry, do we know each other?", I asked.

"You don't know me but I read just today that you are looking for the perfect girl", she replied.

"Well, if you are the perfect girl, why don't you send me an e-mail?"

She sent me an e-mail a few hours later. And she told me that I can find her on one of the Czech community sites under the nickname "Milkman Dan" ("Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism").

I don't know what will happen but I thought someone could write an interesting story about it.

I hope you believe me this is true. I'd never dream of making up something this corny.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Asi viděla tu sobotní reportáž v televizi.

Anonymous said...

Well I guess I know why she smiled at your dogs, Karen.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't it jkom, who was using icon with milkman Dan for a long time? She's definitely not the perfect girl though.

Eso said...

ad jkom

Maybe she is perfect girl for fuxoft?

Anonymous said...

Forget the story, people demand naked pics!

Anonymous said...

It looks like incredible causality.

Anonymous said...

How long "milkwoman Dana" waits to met semi-famous person?

zirafka said...

2anonymous (March 14)> Do you envy? If you think you are waiting to meet FF for too long time, try some other place... (-;

Anonymous said...

http://libimseti.cz/Dan_Milkman/

yeah she's nice..