Like Crack, Only Cheaper

Another stop during my investigation into MMORPGs: Maple Story. This is an amazingly popular MMORPG supposedly with over 50 millions of players worldwide! In contrast, World of Warcraft "only" has about 8 million players. So why did you never hear about it? Because it's originally Korean and was only released in English about a year or two ago (after already being a hit in other Asian countries).


What's interesting is that Maple Story has deliberately pixelated hand-drawn ("8-bit retro") graphics and the game is presented as 2D side-scroller (also very "8-bit retro"-ish). In other words, it's exceedingly cute and clean, with no bothersome 3D controls.

It's fairly standard fare. You have to download about 500MB client (Windows only!) and then kill hundreds and thousands of monsters in what basically looks like cute shareware scrolling game. There are all the usual shops with equipment, teleports, leveling up, special events etc...

You can play for free but if you want to own a virtual pet or some extra special equipment, you have to pay in cash.

The problems: Some English texts look awkward and have errors in them. The instructions are sometimes insufficient. For example, I didn't know that there are different worlds and your character cannot be moved from one world to another. That means, after I reached level 16 (after 15 hours of playing) in the "Bellocan" world on "Maple Global" server, I discovered that my friends are in fact playing in different world and if I want to meet them online, I have to start playing in their world, with a different character, from scratch. The different worlds seem to be completely similar in their contents. They only exist in order to handle the amazing number of people playing. And still, some locations seem rather crowded (and this is in the newest, the least populated world).

Again, as with Second Life, I don't expect to devote my life to this game. But if you don't know what to do with your spare time and you like big-eyed pixelated sprites, you might give Maple Story a try.

By the way, if you enjoy larger pixelated things for your apartment, you might enjoy www.pixelblocks.com.

Man's Best Krysarik

Wow, I love my Chucky but it seems someone has taken his love for Prazsky Krysarik (Prague Ratter) much farther and created a homepage for his! Not to mention that he took his dog to China with him. Check out especially the photos.

More than First Life

Having more than enough experience with First Life, I signed up for Second Life, just out of professional interest (I never tried it before).



And (with Czech internet connection and alpha Linux client) I found it to be exactly what I expected: Slow, blurry heap of random shapes and bad porn, scarier than anything from William Gibson.

Yes, I Love my Computer

According to "independent research by Kelton Research", 65 percent of consumers are spending more time with a computer than with their significant other.

Of course this is true for me now, but it was also very much true before Karolina left. I am certainly spending much time with my computer but if I had to use pen, paper, typewriter, watercolors, photo studio and analog recording studio for the stuff I do on my computer, would it then make me a better man? I would then have less time for my s.o. because, without computer, all that stuff would take me much longer"

So, yes, I am guilty and I don't consider it too bad. Would you consider alarming the fact that most people spend more time using electricity than using their significant other?

When the Cat's Away...

Today, Kryspin left to live with Karolina. Bye bye, Kryspin. I know that you waited for the right moment to kill me. Tough luck.

Today's Moment of Animal Care Zen

If you are reaching into the fridge for the tube of special balm to squirt into your dog's sore eye, be extra sure you pick up the right tube.

Video from the front

Fantasy Flight Games (creator of some great boardgames, usually with excellent components) has come up with a novel way to advertise their games. Instead of trying to explain the intricacies of their innovative game mechanics of Tide of Iron using text and pictures, they resorted to video. This looks great and more "serious" boardgame companies should do this.

Also, this screen capture is worth thousand words:

The day after The Day After Tomorrow

I don't have to be an Al Gore fan to see that global weather is seriousely messed up and Mother Nature is getting seriously pissed.

In the last few years we had several critical floods, including the "500 year water". This year, the winter didn't come. No snow, high temperatures. Some trees are getting confused and started blooming. During the last few days, hurricanes. New record windspeeds. Three days ago, I was really afraid the wind will knock out our giant windows and the glass will kill me painfully. This is how the Stromovka park looked yesterday (click to see neighboring Flickr photos). There were dozens of ancient trees like this }stromovka was already ravaged by the flood a few years ago):



I am not optimist and I don't think this can be easily fixed even if all the governments immediately started cooperating on fixing it (which won't happen, of course). We probably have several years or decades of fairly carefree life left but we should start looking for other planets to fuck up pretty soon, I think.

Kryspin knows how to hide

And I thought I left him on the balcony in that awful storm...

Please someone kill that man!

Oh my God, poor animals...