For all the authors of riotously funny comments under this post: The fact that I posted that girl's photo here should be pretty good indication that I didn't end up in bed with her. She is 21 years old, she smokes and she has a boyfriend.
On the other hand, this girl (whose name or face you'll never know) is 19 years old, which still doesn't mean that I am a paedophile. It's just that, mentally, I probably still haven't left puberty and living through puberty while having knowledge and body of 38 years old person is kinda cool. Mostly...
Hey, so you bagged a babe! Congrats, but does she have any idea that her nude pics are on the Internet to be seen by every like-minded dirty old man?
ReplyDeleteWell, it was lovely, I just wish I could see some new pictures of Magda. Not necessarily in the same state of undress, although you would hear no complains from me:)
I see your point, but what's so cool about body of a 38 years old person?
ReplyDeletea vylízal jsi jí pekáč?
ReplyDeleteWhat about HER score in your Seznamka?
ReplyDeletevery cool, indeed
ReplyDeletewhat's cool about being childish old man? you definitively don't know my grandpa.
ReplyDeleteWe don't know your grandpa, but we know his two best friends - Mr. Parkinson & Mr. Alzheimer.
ReplyDeleteWell, well, jestli klatite takovydle frndicky, tak to s tou masturbaci, jak pise JXD, nemuze byt zase tak zle. Thumb up! Seznamka ocividne zabira;-)
ReplyDeleteYou gonna beat Hulan's blog with these type of articles. Do not forget to register this blog as web-zine :-)
ReplyDelete"She is 21 years old, she smokes and she has a boyfriend."
ReplyDeleteAnd does not know what she is supposed to do with her eyebrows, too.
The one that was laid seemed at least to know what the razor is for.
Tak tohle je asi jedna z nejpresnejsich definic krize stredniho veku: "Vzdyt nejsem tak starej, abych nejste neosukal devatenactku" :)
ReplyDeletePodle te druhe fotky to Fuxofte vypada, ze si holis nohy a jsi zoofil!
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