I Met A Milkman Today

Today, in the center of the city, I was leaving the Metro station (with dogs, of course). A petite girl, waiting for something, smiled at us. Smiled a little bit more than people usually smile at my dogs. Because I have terrible memory for faces, I hesitated for a while.

"Sorry, do we know each other?", I asked.

"You don't know me but I read just today that you are looking for the perfect girl", she replied.

"Well, if you are the perfect girl, why don't you send me an e-mail?"

She sent me an e-mail a few hours later. And she told me that I can find her on one of the Czech community sites under the nickname "Milkman Dan" ("Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism").

I don't know what will happen but I thought someone could write an interesting story about it.

I hope you believe me this is true. I'd never dream of making up something this corny.