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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Albert knows his shit
Actually, it's not his shit. He prefers human feces. Sniffs it, tastes it and then, unless I'm quick enough, he rubs his face in it. Nice one, Albert! Do you have any idea what I have to do with him afterwards, in the bath?!
You see, I have no objections against you wishing somebody else a cancer (at least if it's not me), but do you REALLY have to describe in details (even with photo-documentation!) your dog's experience with feces? Please just go rent Pink Flamingos and give us a rest...
Yumm! What's with the dogs, anyway? It seems every time you turn around,they find something disgusting to either coat themselves in or, even worse, to swallow, making them vomit or shit all over the place. One of my friends had a dog, which had periodical barfing episodes for apparently no reason, until they discovered, that he had been burrying parts of his meals and digging them up weeks later... One would have thought, that dogs must have some evolutionarily build-in safeguard to prevent them from poisoning them selves, but experience has proven me wrong...
Shower him with high-pressure water and do not touch him until he´s clean. Don´t hesitate to wear some rubber gloves ´cause this job might turn to dirty very fast. You´ll consume a lot of water, but you remain clean. That´s the way I do it.
You see, I have no objections against you wishing somebody else a cancer (at least if it's not me), but do you REALLY have to describe in details (even with photo-documentation!) your dog's experience with feces? Please just go rent Pink Flamingos and give us a rest...
ReplyDeleteWELL.DONE, Albert!
ReplyDeletenedostatek něčeho ve stravě, možná hoven? :) ne, fosfor, vápník?
ReplyDeletegumové rukavice a kolíček na nos
ReplyDeleteDisgusting!
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ReplyDeleteYumm! What's with the dogs, anyway? It seems every time you turn around,they find something disgusting to either coat themselves in or, even worse, to swallow, making them vomit or shit all over the place.
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends had a dog, which had periodical barfing episodes for apparently no reason, until they discovered, that he had been burrying parts of his meals and digging them up weeks later...
One would have thought, that dogs must have some evolutionarily build-in safeguard to prevent them from poisoning them selves, but experience has proven me wrong...
Shower him with high-pressure water and do not touch him until he´s clean. Don´t hesitate to wear some rubber gloves ´cause this job might turn to dirty very fast. You´ll consume a lot of water, but you remain clean. That´s the way I do it.
ReplyDeleteYes, feces and rotten fish.
ReplyDeleteDogs love it.
Dežo ví?
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the many reasons I hate dogs.
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