Our country needs strong leaders

Seriously, this is the first time since my early puberty I regret not being U.S. resident and registered voter. This man currently runs for the office of Minnesota Governor. He is Satanic wrestler impaler:



He is way cooler than anyone who ever ran for any office in my country. I certainly hope he wins. Remember that this man was the Governor of Minnesota from 1999 to 2003:



He also starred in Predator:



Although our Minister of Culture starred in several Czech movies, he never ever said anything like "I've got no time to bleed" or used machine gun. Pussy.