Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Important message from Katrina to all New Orleans Christians

Dear Christians. It seems there are now only three possibilities:
  1. You are bad Christians and you are being punished.
  2. God is evil bastard.
  3. God does not exist.
Think about it before rebuilding that church...

10 comments:

  1. imho good christian will choose A; pagan will choose C and good christian just commited suicide would choose B

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  2. What about:
    4. It's a test of your faith.
    Or:
    5. You are good Christians and this is a chance to work off your sins.

    emmacore

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  3. What about:
    4. It's a test of your faith.
    Or:
    5. You are good Christians and this is a chance to work off your sins.

    emmacore

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  4. Ooops, sorry. Fast fingers - no good.
    emmacore

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  5. anonymous: I'd say that your points 4) and 5) are just sub-categories of my point 2).

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  6. 6. Christians feels the wrath of Neptune.

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  7. Existence of evil is not in a contradiction with existence of ultimately good God. Leibniz found one of the possible explanations in 1700's (he wasn't the only one, though), so go and study.

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  8. The fact that something is not contradictory to something else in no way implies its existence. Also, Leibniz was Pastafarian.

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  9. You're right, just what you wrote aren't the _only_ three possibilities.

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