Apocalypse now

If the Katrina hurricane and stampede in Baghdad (over 600 dead) is not convincing enough for you, here are "other top stories" currently displayed on CNN. The end is near. Repent! (Alternatively, you can put paper bags over your heads.)

Important message from Katrina to all New Orleans Christians

Dear Christians. It seems there are now only three possibilities:

1. You are bad Christians and you are being punished.
2. God is evil bastard.
3. God does not exist.

Think about it before rebuilding that church...

Even the homeless want their hair to feel nice and natural

CNN = teh L33T!

CNN is apparently at the forefront of digital frontier frontlines. Just now, after the hurricane Katrina report, the anchorwoman explained that "We were watching this report because of the new technology called 'FTP'. That basically means he shot the video and sent it to us using the computer!" I hope I will be able to use this technology someday, too.

Stonehenge is fake

Interesting article here. It seems that, unbeknownst to most, today's Stonehenge has very little in common with what originally stood there - it was "rebuilt" during the last century! See how Stonehenge looked in 19th century. Would you recognize it?

Wonders of Japanese porn

The creativity of Japanese minds also encompasses the field of porn industry. (This is my photo of a small part of Tokyo shop. Yes, that's all porn.) I wanted to write something about it for a long time but this guy does it better. His opinions also stem from more intimate knowledge because he actually screwed the Japanese canned vagina.

Field of dreams

Yes, actually, this is not a field. Thanks to all agriculturists.

I am a proud Pastafarian

From time to time, weird Christian (Mormon, Jehovist, whatever) people stop me on the street and explain to me that God exists or - worse - that I need him.



If this happens to you, the absolutely worst thing you can do is to point out inconsistencies in the Bible and try to prove that God does not exist. This is bad idea because Christians know Bible better than you and you cannot prove God does not exist when no one is even sure what the words "God exists" mean. The only correct way is to "put ball back into their court" and explain that you indeed believe in God. This will make them happy at first but then you drop the "bombshell" - the God you believe in is different than their God.

It's best to use some kind of God which is not very well known to the Christians. Satan works really well if you explain that "your Satan" has nothing to do with "Satan" in the Bible (of course "Bible is pack of lies, created by the real Satan to confuse people" etc., etc...). When you use Satan, the discussion usually ends really quickly. If you have enough time, you can choose something more original. I sometimes used "Purple Gelatinous Cube" as my God (of course, nobody can prove that "Purple Gelationous Cube" did not create the universe). But now, I have new God: Flying Spaghetti Monster!



Flying Spaghetti Monster consists of two eyes, two meatballs and spaghetti. It created the whole universe, its followers are called The Pastafarians, dress as pirates (if possible) and their prayers are ended with "Ramen". In reality, it was created because of Evolution and Kansas School Board (if you are American, you probably know about it, if you are not, you probably wouldn't believe it) - you can read about it here and remember - this is not a joke or parody. This is really happening in the U.S.!

Flying Spaghetti Monster's homepage is here. But God does not need homepage. If you let FSM enter your heart, you WILL KNOW THE TRUTH. Ask yourself: What is more believable? Flying spaghetti with eyes or God who is his own son and the dove at the same time? I cannot wait for my next encounter with a rabid Christian (Jehovist, Mormon, whatever). Arrrrrr, shiver my timbers!

Don't dream it, be it

When I grow up and become rich, I want my house to look just like this one.



The 180 rooms on the right will be for the dogs (60 for Chucky, 120 for Albert, because he is bigger). Also, there will be sharks with laser beams in the pool and chocolate waterfall.

At last, alternate sender address in GMail

Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the Google Talk launch, one important GMail improvement almost got lost: You are now able to easily use different "From:" and "Reply-to:" fields in the e-mails sent from your GMail account. Just go to "Settings" and click the "Accounts" tab. You can now be fuka@fuxoft.cz as easily as pooh@kompost.cz. (Of course there is rather nifty mechanism in place to prevent fake headers and spamming.)

Also, to sign-up with GMail, new users no longer require personal invites if they live in the U.S. and have text/message capable mobile phone. If this does not apply to you, you are interested in GMail and you still don't have the account (is this even possible?), just drop me an e-mail to fuka@fuxoft.cz with the subject "GMail Invite".